Well this is an interesting turn of events! And I'm not just talking about the mistletoe either.

Hm...

Okay, went out for a walk last night. Met that Bass fellow, and went to have a drink or two with him but...

I don't rightly recall how I got home.

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Uh, would you happen to know how I did get back Bass?

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Vent. Son.

Please say you used a condom. I'm to young to be a Grandfather.